| (normal happy birthday song) happy birthday to you , happy birthday to you , (start of awesome rap (H).) PSHTAHAHSRHAFWAHFHAWT , remix mix mix mix *fades* mix ... your rapper emily , & your rapper megan . leeet's gooo . ! (barbie girl tune) ah - ah - ah - yeah . (low tune) andy you chode , chode . you got pubes as long as roads , roads . with the whole class singing to you , you turned fourteen , teen , you're soon going to be hambaobao , hambaobao , hambaobao *fades* hambaobao ... (a thousand miles tune) i i i need you , i i i miss you , and now we wonder ... if your curly chode , will ever be straight ? do you think time , will let it grow ? cause we know that we'd walk to a brothel , to find a straight , chode , tonight . (love story tune) cause we are still young & our dicks are still growing , we close our eyes , but your chode is growing the wrong way , OH NO ! andy save me , we've been looking for so long , we keep waiting , but your chode never cums . we'll be the straight one , you be the curly one . happy happy birthday , you curly colourful chode . <3 | |||