Wednesday, April 29, 2009

megan&emily's bday song for andy (:


(normal happy birthday song)
happy birthday to you ,
happy birthday to you ,

(start of awesome rap (H).)
PSHTAHAHSRHAFWAHFHAWT , remix mix mix mix *fades* mix ...
your rapper emily , & your rapper megan .
leeet's gooo . !

(barbie girl tune)
ah - ah - ah - yeah .

(low tune)
andy you chode , chode .
you got pubes as long as roads , roads .
with the whole class singing to you ,
you turned fourteen , teen ,
you're soon going to be hambaobao , hambaobao , hambaobao *fades* hambaobao ...

(a thousand miles tune)
i i i need you ,
i i i miss you ,
and now we wonder ...
if your curly chode , will ever be straight ?
do you think time , will let it grow ?
cause we know that we'd walk to a brothel ,
to find a straight , chode , tonight .

(love story tune)
cause we are still young & our dicks are still growing ,
we close our eyes , but your chode is growing the wrong way ,
OH NO !
andy save me , we've been looking for so long ,
we keep waiting , but your chode never cums .
we'll be the straight one , you be the curly one .

happy happy birthday ,
you curly colourful chode .
<3